Roisin's Drawing...

Róisín ... had to draw a pencil drawing for her art homework last week.... it had to be a face in profile ... this is what she produced ... all I can say is WOW !!

Dentist today...

YUCK .... and then some. My nerves before hand were rotten. And justified. Had to get a filling, and then she cleaned the teeth. Don't know about the filling , but the cleaning was horrible. YUCK.

In "Light" of the strike....

Electricians in an Irish hospital have gone on strike over who changes a lightbulb

So I felt this was in order ...


Q: How many (generation) Xers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, one to go and shoplift the bulb so the boomers have something to screw in and the other to screw it in for minimum wage.

Q: How many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they *like* it in the dark

.Q: How many alt.vampyres readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None! Yecch! We LOVE the dark, stupid!

Q: How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One.

Q: How many one-armed people does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Only one, as long as he kept the till receipt.


.Q: How many Pygmies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: At least three.